Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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