The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
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she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
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also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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