watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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