More tranny stories later!
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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