Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
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We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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