I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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