the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
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Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
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The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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