im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
