Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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