We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
I wish I only lived at night.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
He? As in you personified your dick?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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