I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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