Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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