So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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