Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
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Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
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He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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