Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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