Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Randomize
