let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
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They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
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My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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