I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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