i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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