But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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