Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
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Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
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Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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