The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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