why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
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