Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
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I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
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WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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