Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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