Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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