no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
Randomize
