Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
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Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
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I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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