I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
