biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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