How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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