Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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