I just made out with a guy for $7.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
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I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
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I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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