How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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