i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
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do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
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I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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