I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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