love makes seman taste better
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
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Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
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call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I need water and some morals
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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