i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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