Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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