Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Randomize
