I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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