i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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