the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
My penis needs a shock collar
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
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