sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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