I could have mohawked her pubes.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
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