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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
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Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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