would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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