Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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