Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
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can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
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At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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