This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
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Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
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I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
wow bdsm is so cute
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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