your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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