She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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