your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
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The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
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I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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