So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Houston, we have a blender
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Randomize
