Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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