at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
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She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
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you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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