Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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